do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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