So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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