Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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