talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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