OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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