we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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