oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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