Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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