She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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