I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
where does the pee come out of this thing
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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