There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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