What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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