I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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