Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
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