maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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