I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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