Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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