And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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