Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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