While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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