no. you can't hotbox the world.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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