at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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