Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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