you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Do vagina's smell?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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