she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Randomize
