I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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