apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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