I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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