It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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