The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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