i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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