im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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