glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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