it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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