I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
What drink are we having for lunch?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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