How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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