she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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