Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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