Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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