There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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