Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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