brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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