You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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