I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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