Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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