He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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