PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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