So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Is it because I queefed?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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