she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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