Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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